Wayne Rooney - My Fake Diary
Saturday, 30 June 2012
Had dinner with Piers Morgan, former Daily Mirror editor and Britains Got Talent judge, while on holiday in LA.
Before I met him, I thought he was a right tosser, and that's being polite. He is always slagging me and Man United off via twitter.
I thought by having dinner with him, I may get to see a different side to Piers. I was wrong. What a toss pot. No wonder they call him Moron.