Wayne Rooney - My Fake Diary

Saturday, 30 June 2012

Manchester United plan to reward my below-par performances at Euro 2012 with a three-week break with the club set to allow the me, Englands best striker, to miss the club's gruelling world tour.

My United boss Sir Alex Ferguson feels this is the best way for his players who have competed at the Euros to return to fitness, will be to have an extended break before missing the club's three-game tour of South Africa and China.

I agree!

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