Wayne Rooney - My Fake Diary

Monday, 18 June 2012

Euro 2012:

Build up to the Ukraine game tomorrow. Just accidentally kicked Theo Walcott in training. The gaffer gave me a dirty look, looks like Theo may be injured and 'unavailable' for the vital final group match.
Don't worry woy, yer' man Wazza is fit and raring to go!

Right, just got to injure Andy Carroll and Danny Welbeck now, but need to make it look like an accident.