Wayne Rooney - My Fake Diary

Friday, 15 June 2012

Euro 2012

Tonight England play Sweden - I am still suspended.
Looks like Andy Carroll will come into the team at the expense of the young lad with the long name - Oxy-chambers or something? Well thats what I'll call him - Oxy. If he plays when I'm in the team and he makes a mistake I will call him oxy-moron. hehe. Not sure what that means though.