Wayne Rooney - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 24 June 2012

Euro 2012: Quarter-final - England v Italy

Big game tonight against the Italians. Must remember to sing the national anthem, play really well, try to score in open play, score a penalty if needed, and not get sent off or yellow carded.

And most important of all - to use Andy Carrolls shockwave hair gel on my new thatch. They'll be a big crowd watching on the tv and I want to look good for the ladiezzzzz...

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