Wayne Rooney - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 12 June 2012

Euro 2012: England 1 France 1

Not a bad result for England against a French team unbeaten in 21 games.
And a good result for me - I was suspended and none of the other strikers got a goal - defender Joleon Lescott scored from a corner.

Despite not playing I met up with Frank Ribery after the game and we compared notes on prostitutes - he told me If I ever come to play for Bayern Munich in Germany he will find the best ones for me!!