Wayne Rooney - My Fake Diary

Monday, 25 June 2012

Euro 2012: Quarter-Final - England 0 Italy 0.
Italy win 4-2 on penalties.

Effing hell! Out AGAIN on penalties! Me and Stevie G scored from the spot, but the two Ashley's missed - Cole and Young.

Not bloody fair, UEFA and FIFA should change the rules, just let the best player on each team take all five penalties - I wouldn't let my country down.


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