Wayne Rooney - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 13 June 2012

Euro 2012 Sweden 1 Ukraine 2

Despite Ukraine being the home team, the host nation, we thought they were the weakest team in the group and now they have turned over Sweden to go top of the group with 3 pts above England and France both on 1pt.

England need to beat Sweden without me on Friday, and then I will be back to rescue our campaign by beating Ukraine in our final game.

Like my sex life with prostitutes, Ukraine will probably have run out of steam by the third encounter.

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