Wayne Rooney - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 19 June 2012

Euro 2012 // Group D // England v Ukraine

Tonight's the night! Guess whose back, guess whose back guess whose back! Wazza's back wazza's back wazza's back!

Not sure who the boss is gonna drop from the superb 3-2 win over Sweden when Andy Carroll, Theo Walcott and Danny Welbeck scored, but they shouldn't think of it as being dropped, they are being rested.
Hopefully for the rest of the tournament.

I reckon it should be Andy Carroll, because he has a girls name, and a girls ponytail. Must remember not to kick any of their team and get sent off tonight. Wazza's back wazza's back wazza's back!


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