Wayne Rooney - My Fake Diary

Monday, 11 June 2012

Today England play the French in our opening Euro 2012 game - trouble is I am suspended!

All for a silly kick at that Moldovan in our final group match under Don Fabio back in October. I even grew some new hair via a transplant to look like a new player - and after Fabio left the job I pretended to the new manager Roy Hodgson that I was a completely different player but he saw through it - so tonight I will be forced to sit in the stands.

The media have reported lots of racist abuse towards Black players - they never said anything about abusing the French!

Previous Dates Next Dates

« Full list of Spoof Celebrity Diaries

Send to a friend

Tell your friends about The Spoof!

Go to top
readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more