Wayne Rooney - My Fake Diary

Monday, 11 June 2012

Today England play the French in our opening Euro 2012 game - trouble is I am suspended!

All for a silly kick at that Moldovan in our final group match under Don Fabio back in October. I even grew some new hair via a transplant to look like a new player - and after Fabio left the job I pretended to the new manager Roy Hodgson that I was a completely different player but he saw through it - so tonight I will be forced to sit in the stands.

The media have reported lots of racist abuse towards Black players - they never said anything about abusing the French!