Wayne Rooney - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 17 June 2012

Euro 2012: Group D - England 3 Sweden 2

Great result for England coming from 2-1 behind to win 3-2.
Andy Carroll gave us the lead from a Stevie G cross, but Olef Mellberg scored twice for them early in the second half, before sub Theo Walcott hit one from 20 yards out and then he set up my United team-mate Wellbeck to get the winner.

This was the final game of my two match ban, so I am ready to play against Ukraine on Tuesday. What a shame (for them) one will have to drop out of the team so I can play. Probably Carroll.

If he is worth the £35 million that Liverpool paid Newcastle, I must be worth around £80 million, the same fee that United got for my former team-mate, the winker Ronaldo.

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