Wayne Rooney - My Fake Diary
Thursday, 10 May 2012
Pippy, me first of three horses that will carry the pink colours of me and me wife Coleen during the flat season, made an inauspicious debut in the opening race of the day, the Lily Agnes Stakes, as he started slowly and was then steadily got outpaced before finishing last of the eight runners, nearly 10 lengths behind the winner, All Fur Coat.
Still, never mind eh? Switcherooney and Tomway, me other 'orses have to run yet, and me dad explained how to make more our of losing a race than winning to me.
If Man City win't title, then I'll be upset!
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