Wayne Rooney - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 8 May 2012

I paid only £63,000 for me third racehorse.

I've named it Pippy... well the missus did. I've put a picture of the two-year-old bay colt on me Facebook page.

It runs its first race Wednesday, at Chester in a five-furlong sprint.

The wife Coleen, spent six weeks organising the party as a surprise 50th birthday gift for her mum Colette.

All the blokes were told to dress as Teds - in tapered trousers, long jackets, brothel creeper shoes and greased quiffs.

I wore a wig on me top of me wig!