Wayne Rooney - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 6 May 2012

The sense of frustration around Old Trafford was evident when the I picked up me first booking of the season after fouling Leon Britton in the match wot we won 2 - 0 at home against Swansea.

'Cause Man city actually won by the same score 2 - 0 playin' away against Newcastle!

I missed few good chances as well I'm afraid.

Still, no hassle from the high class tottie this week, me hairs stayed in place, and me racehorses are doing well!