Wayne Rooney - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 6 May 2012

The Tipster is backing me to score, and Manchester United to comprehensively beat Swansea on Sunday.
Rooney to score two goals or more against Swansea - 2/1
Man Utd to beat Swansea by three goals or more - 6/5

I've spoke with me Dad, and he recommended I 'ad a bet wiv um!

I really can't see Man City beating Newcastle either.