Wayne Rooney - My Fake Diary
Monday, 14 May 2012
Well I done me bit by scoring fer Man Utd against Sunderland din't I?
Just yo wait until next year, wen I'm more settled and not so involved with worrying abart me three race-horses, high class totties, my new wig, and the missisus fortune making in the fashion world.
Then we'll show um who is really the best in the land!
Or if they offer me enough I might join City?