Wayne Rooney - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 13 May 2012

Today, the Champions of the Premier league and Manchester will be decided!

I hope and pray for a miracle!

Me sponsors might not be too happy if we do lose the title.

Mind you, what the 'eck! Colleen's worth millions already, I'm worth about £39 million.

Me three racehorses will no doubt make us a few bob.

And a deal with Man City would make me millions more overnight!

Yer... soddum!