Wayne Rooney - My Fake Diary
Friday, 11 May 2012
Really happy with my horse Pippy's first run, even though the ground was a bit soft for her.
A very raw talent despite last place finish and I'm looking forward to seeing how she gets on next time out.
Yer see, as a racehorse owner and being committed to gamblin' an' 'igh class totty, I can tell yer thut mekin muny on 'orses is not just abart winnin', but knowin' when yer hos is not gonna win!
Well, this Sunday it's last match - away to Sunderland,, all we can do now is belt as many as possible past um, and hope the City cock it up at home to QPR?