Wayne Rooney - My Fake Diary

Monday, 7 May 2012

It's bad enough that Man City are back ahead of us in the league innit!

Now I sees this in the Sun: "Manchester City's Italian striker Mario Balotelli hired four escorts a day ahead of the Blues' crucial Premier League clash away at Newcastle United, The Sun reported on Saturday."

That bloke and his team are gettin' on me wick now!

And the Sun quickie crossword is gerrin' 'arder!

Previous Dates Next Dates

« Full list of Spoof Celebrity Diaries

Send to a friend

Tell your friends about The Spoof!

Go to top
readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more