Wayne Rooney - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 15 May 2012

Saw this on Yahoo today after Colleen showed me how to get on the web.

Sergio Aguero might have scored more important goals, Wayne Rooney might have scored better ones and Robin van Persie might have bagged twice as many, but Norwich's Grant Holt has been named the undisputed best value striker in the Premier League.
Holt found the net 15 times in the Premier League this season, with each of those strikes costing the Canaries just £26,667, according to research by football stats specialists Opta.
By contrast, Rooney's 27 goals cost a whopping £991,481 apiece - that's 35 times 'worse' value than Holt!

Huh!

Bet he ain't got three racehorses!


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