Wayne Rooney - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 11 April 2012

I bet you anyfin that Man City are not gonna win, even at home to West pathetic Brom tonight!

They've lost it now. Poor gits!

Man U, Man U, Man U... hah!

And the Daily Mail 'Matchcentre' sayd that I should be footballer of the year!

So there yer tomahawk headed Mario Balotelli!

AND the tarts said they were "targeting" the player to earn money by selling their stories, when they picked YOU up!

Bitter me? No!

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