Wayne Rooney - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 10 April 2012

Read this in the Sun newspaper:
Rooney's high class hooker, Jenny Thompson, reveals Mario Balotelli outscores Wayne Rooney in the bedroom.
Tart Thompson revealed Balotelli partied and romped with her until nearly 5am - then went training with Manchester City after just three hours' sleep.

Hah! I'm richer than him, got more hair, and I'm better lookin' too!

I bet she charged him more than she did me!

Hah!


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