Wayne Rooney - My Fake Diary

Monday, 9 April 2012

Yes, high class prossie: Helen Wood, this is the woman known only for preying on me and Mario Balotelli.

And yes, she has now told the world about Super Mario's prowess in bed. I wonder how much he paid her?

It don't mean he's any better at it than wot I am, but bein' married like, I had to back-hander her some dosh to keep her from tellin' abart me to press!

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