Wayne Rooney - My Fake Diary

Monday, 9 April 2012

8 points clear at the top of the league now. Great!

Ash Young dived magnificently to get the penalty for me to score!

All in all, it is going to require a demise of epic proportions to prevent use from getting our hands on the league title, it's ours again!

Man City losin' again, just put the cream on it all!

Life's good innit?