Wayne Rooney - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 28 March 2012

Did you see what the Star printed abart me?

Wayne Rooney's red - hot streak continued as Manchester United edged closer to the ­title on Sunday. The England striker is ­enjoying one of the best spells of his ­career and the timing couldn't be better!

I always liked to read the Star you know - better than struggling wiv long words in like they have in the Telegraf un that innit?


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