Wayne Rooney - My Fake Diary
Thursday, 29 March 2012
Just seen some great jokes abart me on the web:
Rooney insisted he wouldn't sign a new Manchester United contract without someone reading it to him first.
Rooney wants to go to Juventus - he'll never turn down an approach from an Old Lady.
Odds on Wayne Rooney's next club have been shortened. It's now 8/11 Stringfellows, 3/1 Spearmint Rhino.
You got to laf anyer!
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