Wayne Rooney - My Fake Diary

Thursday, 29 March 2012

Just seen some great jokes abart me on the web:

Rooney insisted he wouldn't sign a new Manchester United contract without someone reading it to him first.

Rooney wants to go to Juventus - he'll never turn down an approach from an Old Lady.

Odds on Wayne Rooney's next club have been shortened. It's now 8/11 Stringfellows, 3/1 Spearmint Rhino.

You got to laf anyer!

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