Wayne Rooney - My Fake Diary

Friday, 23 March 2012

It seems I broke a kids arm shot in the warm-up before United's game with Wolves at Molineux at the last Sunday, wiv a shot into the crowd, kid called Jamie Thomas tried to block the ball.

I apologises on me Twitter page and promised to send him a personalised gift.

Coleen and son Kai couldn't have looked more terrified as he attended Disney On ice: Princesses And Heroes.

I'm saving this link, it's a cracker!

Coleen and Kai

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