Wayne Rooney - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 27 March 2012

Man Utd v Fulham, if ever a game looked a home banker this was it, based on both historical and current trends.

It wasn't my best game in a United shirt, but I got the goal that mattered, hammering home three minutes from half-time, to beat Fulham!

That's 28 for the season for me! Staying on course to beat me personal best of 34.

Sir Alex Ferguson's replacing with 12 minutes to go, an' sending on Paul Scholes to shore up midfield, was okay, I was gettin' a bit knackered anyway.

Now, where's hair-comb...

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