Wayne Rooney - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 1 April 2012

Sir Alex, the Man Utd boss has set me a 40-goal target to help Manchester United fight off the challenge of neighbours City and keep the Premier League title.

I thought that was a expecting a bit much for me to score 40 goals against Blackburn Rovers tomorrow.

But he took me to one side and explained how he meant 40 goals for the season.

He's a nice man.


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