Wayne Rooney - My Fake Diary

Monday, 26 March 2012

I hope everyone will be happy when Man U belt 4 past Fulham tonight, it might even be more!

We're on a roll now, and all of the other lesser teams should take note of how we have overcome the temporary threat from Man City, and regained out rightful position at the top of the Premier league!

I feel so good!

Now, where's me hair transplant care guide notes...