Wayne Rooney - My Fake Diary

Monday, 2 April 2012

Tomway my first racehorse wot me and Colleen bought, a colt - son of sire Bahamian Bounty - could be racing by the spring. He will be trained by Tom Dascombe, who said: 'This colt is very active and his mother (Amazon Beauty) won as a two-year-old and was third in a group three race.'

And Switcherooney, my two year old colt, is doing well in training too!

Colleen picked the race dolours of turquoise and white, it's pretty!

We should beat Blackburn easily enough tonight, un stay well on top of the league... ha ha ha!

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