Wayne Rooney - My Fake Diary
Saturday, 24 March 2012
What a week!
Me race horses are doing well in training.
Me sponsorship deals with are ding well, now totalling more than £2.p million a year from me four key sponsors, publisher Harper Collins, sports firm Nike, computer games manufacturer EA Sports and drinks company Coca-Cola.
High class prossie Helen Wood ain't bothered me lately.
The lad fan at Wolves who's arm I broke is doing okay.
Man Utd are top of league!
And me hair transplant is good!
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