Wayne Rooney - My Fake Diary

Saturday, 24 March 2012

What a week!

Me race horses are doing well in training.

Me sponsorship deals with are ding well, now totalling more than £2.p million a year from me four key sponsors, publisher Harper Collins, sports firm Nike, computer games manufacturer EA Sports and drinks company Coca-Cola.

High class prossie Helen Wood ain't bothered me lately.

The lad fan at Wolves who's arm I broke is doing okay.

Man Utd are top of league!

And me hair transplant is good!

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