Wayne Rooney - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 18 March 2012

This was on the web this morning:

Wayne's a regular at comedy nights in Liverpool and Manchester.

He's always been a funny guy and has said before he'd love to be a comedian, but he's a little nervy about speaking before a crowd', one of Rooney's buddies told The Star.

I suppose he's right, I prefer one on one, like with high class prossie Helen Wood... oops!