Wayne Rooney - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 21 March 2012

Good news, I think i can safely say that Man Utd will win the title again this year, now that Man City have gone to pot.

My horses trainer Tom Dascombe says that: "Like a lot of the two-year-olds, Switcherooney hasn't done a lot yet. He's not going to be out in April and we haven't really kicked on with him, but he's doing everything OK!"

So I must tell the lads to watch out for him and have a little flutter.