Wayne Rooney - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 20 March 2012

Man United lead the table by four points having played a game more than Man City.

In the Premier League we're playing really well, the title is as good as ours!

When I retire from playing and become England manager, I'm going to arrange for camera's at all out training sessions. That will be just the ticket to pep up the players.

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