Wayne Rooney - My Fake Diary

Monday, 19 March 2012

Wolves 0 Man Utd 5!

Goals scorers, Evans, Valencia, Welbeck, and two for Hernandez.

Alright, so I didn't score!

I bet they do not have to worry about their racehorses winning, their implanted hair, the stock market, or have high class £1500 a session prossies like Helen Wood writing about them though!

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