Wayne Rooney - My Fake Diary

Friday, 24 February 2012

Before turning 17 and becoming eligible for a professional contract I was playing for £100 a week!

My £65 million contract with Man Utd is abart £250,000 a week nar!

Am doin' good, un mi second race horse will be running soon too.

Mind you, I've 'ad to hit the high class totty poking on the 'ead fer a bit... Colleen the missus see?