Wayne Rooney - My Fake Diary
Thursday, 23 February 2012
If that high class prossie, Helen Wood starts off spoutin; to the press again, I'm gonna set me lawyers and the missus Colleen on her!
Honestly! Three or four £1500 a bash strays from me marital vows.. an' everyone kicks up a fuss!
Had new new hair serviced this week, all okay.
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