Wayne Rooney - My Fake Diary

Thursday, 16 February 2012

Got me second racehorse the other day, I've named it 'Switcherooney', clever innit?

Only paid £63,000 for it too, not a lot that, it's only 32 shags of a high class whore. Better not let the missus Colleen read this.

Me first 'orse 'Tomway' will be running soon.

Sent a letter to Fabio today, well, I heard he's been offered a job on an Italian TV sex show, thought I'd keep meself in mind wiv 'im!