Wayne Rooney - My Fake Diary

Friday, 17 February 2012

Okay, so I had to pay £38,000 on a hair transplant to lose me bald patch, it worked dinnit!

An' since I 'ad it dun, I've only 'ad one yellow card - so it improved my looks and me attitude, and Colleen the missus ain't caught me wiv no more high class tarts, so it wus worf it.

Life's good.