Wayne Rooney - My Fake Diary
Friday, 17 February 2012
Okay, so I had to pay £38,000 on a hair transplant to lose me bald patch, it worked dinnit!
An' since I 'ad it dun, I've only 'ad one yellow card - so it improved my looks and me attitude, and Colleen the missus ain't caught me wiv no more high class tarts, so it wus worf it.
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