Wayne Rooney - My Fake Diary

Saturday, 18 February 2012

Just fink, if I'd 'ad a college educashiun, I'd be wiv them faousands o' owt a work graduates now, instead o' bein' woth £33m, playin' football, sponorin' stuff, bein' a racehorse owner, an' bein' able to offord high class bint!

I might norav un educatshiun, but I cun afford fornication!

Live ain't so bad is it?

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