Wayne Rooney - My Fake Diary
Sunday, 19 February 2012
Me first time back at Goodison to watch Everton beat Blackpool 2-0. Great win! Everyone at the club made me feel really welcome.
Burra 'ad to leave early so no one ud ruffle me hair transplant like.
Me Leeds Rhinos, beat Manly Sea Eagles 26-12 in rugby league's World Club Challenge, another great win!
Me treatment fur me high class tottie fixation is workin'!
All in all, fings are gud!
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