Wayne Rooney - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 15 January 2012

We 'ammered Bolton on Saturday.

Scholes, Welbeck, and Carrick, got the goals, but I laid on a through pass for one of 'em.

I'd have scored too, but Bolton's shit-faced, Nazi lovin',lanky, puff nob-hugger of a Hungarian goalkeeper Bogdan, saved me 23rd minute penalty, the turd!

I had the last laugh when I told me I get paid £26,000 a day. more than he does a week!

Ha ha ha.. ha...

Where's me tablets?

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