Wayne Rooney - My Fake Diary
Wednesday, 11 January 2012
I see the press have again brought it up about one of my rare wandering off the path of righteousness and decency episodes.
Despite charging me up to £200 an hour, prostitute Jennifer Thompson, has the cheek to describe sex with me as seedy! Seedy? Me?
And I haven't been sent off in two games on the trot!
Has she no morals?