Wayne Rooney - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 11 January 2012

I see the press have again brought it up about one of my rare wandering off the path of righteousness and decency episodes.

Despite charging me up to £200 an hour, prostitute Jennifer Thompson, has the cheek to describe sex with me as seedy! Seedy? Me?

And I haven't been sent off in two games on the trot!

Has she no morals?

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