Wayne Rooney - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 3 January 2012

Can you believe that the Daily Mirror, who revealed that I paid for­ secret hotel sex sessions with a £1,000-a-night prostitute, seven times over four months, while my wife Coleen was pregnant with our son last September, said that I was am animal near TV camera's. and disclosed my heavy drink binging, now say I should not be in the England team!

Fuck me, the bastards will accuse me using bad language next!