Wayne Rooney - My Fake Diary

Monday, 2 January 2012

So I've been fined a week's wages and dropped from team after so called 'lethargic' training! Then lost the match, he he he, served Fergie right too!

So a few of us nipped out for a few beers in Southport. Someone should have warned me about the strength of them Natterjack and Old Shrimper strong beers. And I still say Amphetamines don't do you no 'arm!.

Anyway, if he thought I was 'lethargic' in training, why don't 'e put cameras on us at training ground? That would bring me to life, I swear it would!