Wayne Rooney - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 6 July 2011

Well, me 'airs growing back nicely now. I sold my scab on eBay for 25 quid so that's not bad. Am just 'opin' me air doesn't grow back kerly though coz I'm not sure where they got the 'air from to transplant.

Me mam likes it though an' that's the main thing.