Wayne Rooney - My Fake Diary

Friday, 3 December 2010

Useless fooking' twats! Hopeless bunch on no hopers the lot of them. Win the World Cup bid, they have more chance of winnig the damn Cup and that's no chance.

They only got 2 votes! What was all that giving speeches about their grandfather, their father, the home of footbal about? No one wants to hear that crap, just show them the brown envelopes, a winner every time. Useless fookin' idiots. Get rid of the lot of them.

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