Tom Cruise - My Fake Diary

Saturday, 7 July 2012

Talk about the curse of Rock of Ages.

Starring me, with support from Russell Brand, Alec Baldwin and Catherine Zeta Jones.

Katie files for divorce from me.
Kate Perry and Russel Brand split at beginning of year.

ALec Baldwin has just got married to a woman named Hilaria. (Hilarious?) Lets hope the guests kept their receipts. Just sayin like.