Tom Cruise - My Fake Diary

Friday, 6 July 2012

Dear Diary,

I am shocked that so many people truly believe that the reason why Katie (Holmes) is divorcing me is because I am shorter than her. That is just not true. I mean it is true that I am shorter than her, but that is not the reason why she filed for divorce.

Some are saying that the reason is because of a text message that she found on my cell phone that was from John Travolta. Again that is not true. Johnny does not have my cell phone number.

The real reason why Katie has decided to divorce me is because she told me that she is extremely embarrassed at my role as Stacee Jaxx in the movie Rock of Ages, which by the way bombed big time.

She said that everywhere she goes people point and say look there goes Stacee Jaxx's wife.

Tom Cruise

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